NO SLIP CONSTRUCTED WITH A SPECIAL GRIP-COATED FRAME AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE FROM LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT WHEN VOLCANO SURFING
Goodr Wrap G's are extremely extreme sunglasses for extremely extreme people. Whether you're an extreme athlete or a pretty average athlete who is extremely delusional, these wrap-around shades support you with no slip, no bounce, anti-fog, all polarized awesomeness.
BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-FLOCKING BLANK!!!! RAHHRHHRHHGHGHGH!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! YOUR SALTY TEARS WILL FLAVOR MARGARITAS AT THE VICTORY BRUNCH!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!
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